millahtime86:

i hate hockey but i love hockey but i hate hockey but i love hockey

dallasstarsfangirl:

*jamie benn gets slashed in crotch*

stars announcer: “jordie isn’t going to recognize his brothers voice after that one”

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

gayzio:

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

(Source: jjackpott)

assslou:

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do christians fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

what’s trigonometry

soyplant:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

People who are listening at home, you will not believe what just happened. A man in a bear suit just came on stage and attacked us so I couldn’t get at me microphone so that’s why I stopped singing, in case you were wondering.
Alex Turner when he stopped singing during a radio performance of When the Sun Goes Down (via arcticmonkeystx)