• My team when they're not playing: They are absolutely amazing, they are the best. No one can stop them. My team>>>>>your pathetic team
  • My team during the game: The fuck is this team? They fucking suck. Who the fuck let him play? Fire the whole lineup.

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

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